by Slashua December 28, 2007
Get the Word Vertical mug.When two fully erect men lay on their backs, scissor their legs together until their balls touch, and a woman mouts both penises allowing for simutaneous penitration of the anus and vagina.
"I'll tell you Michael, there is no one I would rather Vertical Rhinoceros my wife with."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
"I agree, your smooth shaved balls rubbing against mine really add to the experience, John."
by the band of 5 May 17, 2014
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by CountVonfingerbang October 4, 2015
Get the vertical Big mac mug.A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
by Vertical Butt Weld Man December 7, 2019
Get the Vertical Butt Weld mug.A person, predominantly born after 1990, who prefer media content created for a vertical display (as opposed to a horisontal one). Smart phones and social media are important elements in every vertical's life, altough mainly relying on apps with a vertical interfaces like Snapchat or Tiktok (and to a much lower degree on non-vertical or semi-vertical apps such as Facebook or Instagram).
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.
The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
The vertical rarely uses a TV, and does never shoot horizontal pictures.
In addition, a vertical never uses capital letters when writing.
The vertical shares many similarities to the zoomer, but is not necessarily fixed to a certain age group. Being a vertical is a behavior and not a generation.
by Markisolering February 3, 2020
Get the Vertical mug.Creating visual content with the aspect ratio 9:16.
9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
9:16 is also known as the size of your smartphone screen.
I created vertical content to post on my Instagram story.
94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
94% of people watch videos on their phones. Why not make vertical content?
by 9:16 February 5, 2020
Get the vertical content mug.When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.
A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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