to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Vegetable Picker

A descriptive word used to relate to someone not particuarly picky with their selection of sexual partners. They only reject partners with particuarly bad traits or blemishes, much like a vegetable picker only throws out the most disfigured potatoes.

Example 1
Dude 1: Hey, that girl is so hot
Dude 2: Man shes fairly average
Dude 1: Where's my shovel? I am going vegetable picking

Example 2
Girl 1: Girl 2 is picky about who she sleeps with but, Girl 3....COMPLETE Vegetable Picker

by sellotaperoll November 7, 2011

Mommy's vegetable cabinet

The fandom of HeronGale, originated from a throwaway line, his chat spammed it until it became a thing

HeronGale : im like a kid on Christmas thats found mommy's vegetable cabinet
His chat : i n t e r e s t i n g

by Throw_meatthesun February 24, 2021

Vegetable pie

Eating out a woman that is in a vegetable state.

Monica has been the best vegetable pie I've ever eaten.

by Sparkosa September 15, 2023

Perpetual Vegetable

A vegetable that is beyond perpetual.

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

vegetable

its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury

yo moms gonna serve vegetables

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023