Pennie Vacuum

A Jewish person who suffers from severe Anorexia and near total blindness, due to not being able to see through his massive afro.

God Max is such a Pennie Vacuum! I don't think he can even see the pennies he sucks up! He must have Smell-o-vision.

by LoadedAtUrFace April 07, 2011

Vibe Vacuum

That person who can suck any enjoyment and happiness out of any situation. A fun sponge. A mood hoover.

We were have such a great time until Gerard came along. He's such a vibe vacuum

by Dallianced January 17, 2020

Hoover Vacuum

When a guy ejaculates in a someone's belly button and sucks it out.

I was on my period so my boyfriend totally hoover vacuumed me.

by teachmehowtodouche December 12, 2010

virgnia vacuum

When you get all up in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"

Hova: So you've heard of the virgnia vacuum right?

Speedy: What's that one?

Hova: I don't know.

Speedy: Is that the one where you get up all in there and you're like "slurpslurpslurpslurp"?

Hova: We'll find out on urbandictionary tomorrow after this is uploaded.

P.S. Pls give quick shout out to xXxXKYR_FaZe_QuIckSc0p3rHDBryanXx420xX

P.S.S. Bryan with a y not an i. <3

by xxxxxxxKYR_QUICKSCOPEHDxxxxxx November 20, 2016

Vaginal Vacuum Theory

Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.

Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.

by jack-0-latern October 25, 2019

vacuum guy or girl

This is someone who really sucks!

This garbage about racism was clearly written by a vacuum guy or girl!

by I, Wreckerrr May 04, 2021

vacuum cleaner man

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

by Your moms face April 06, 2014