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vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.
Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!
by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016
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Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.
“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”
by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022
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Good Vacation

Being brutally, murdered by serial killer with a butcher knife
I really hope my principal has a good vacation
by MeadowMan June 9, 2023
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long vacation

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation
by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018
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$25 vacation

Person 1:Hey man I'd love a $25 vacation this weekend!
Person 2: My friend sells shrooms he can hook you up bro
by Psilocybinator October 22, 2013
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vacation dick

A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).
" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"
by PoopInGroups June 16, 2016
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Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
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