Beryl Utah

A shit hole in the middle of nowhere. Where kids are kept somewhat captive and dont have a good social life!

a single zit on a vast fat mans body, IS LIKE BERYL UTAH

by RBWBeryl RESIDENT May 11, 2011

Utah Cream Churner

When you use heavy whipping cream as lube and it turns into whipped cream after 30 minutes.

“My best friend asked if we could do the Utah Cream Churner”

by 6116 February 19, 2025

Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.

I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.

by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025

The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.

Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.

by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

Dirty Utah

Where you Jizz into your hand and open hand slap someone across the face while someone video's with a Slo-Mo camera

John: "Me and Joe gave her a Dirty Utah last night."

by Sir Jizz August 6, 2022