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Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!
by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025
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Utah Mammoth

The Utah Mammoth are a professional ice hockey team based in Salt Lake City. The Mammoth compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Central Division in the Western Conference. The franchise joined the league as an expansion team for the 2024–25 season. The team plays its home games at the Delta Center, an arena they share with the Utah Jazz of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

The team was created on April 18, 2024, with the NHL Board of Governors granting an expansion franchise to Jazz owner Ryan Smith. In lieu of an expansion draft to stock the new team, Smith acquired the hockey assets (players, coaching staff, and draft picks) of the Arizona Coyotes, which suspended hockey operations at the same time.5 The team played its inaugural season in 2024–25 with the temporary name Utah Hockey Club while a permanent name could be determined. The team's name, colors, and jerseys for their inaugural season were revealed on June 13, 2024.8 After playing a full season under the temporary name, a fan vote led to the permanent name of Utah Mammoth, which was revealed on May 7, 2025.
News anchor: The Arizona Coyotes will move to Utah on April 19, 2024
NHL fans: Aw come on man!
May 7, 2025
News Anchor: The Utah Hockey Club has changed their name to Utah Mammoth today.
by NewYork6792 June 4, 2025
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Southern Utah Stop

When you come to a stop sign and don’t stop.
“You see that old lady blow that stop sign?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s just a Southern Utah Stop.”
by Icanttelltime May 16, 2022
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The Utah Saddlebackers

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
by WhatzZitTooya September 6, 2022
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Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.
I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.
by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025
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Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.
My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.
by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023
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