The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.

Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.

by gunthar June 24, 2011

Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.

dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked

by Bored127155 March 19, 2011

richfield utah

a shit hole in the middle of utah that fears god more than the consequences of injecting meth.

Hey man, we should go to Richfield utah this weekend, go to church then shoot up meth!

by MyMomWearsCrocks6969 May 30, 2018

saint george utah

somewhat a shit hole of a place to live. filled with dead end jobs and judgmental mormons. unless you have a bunch of real true friends here you are screwed. its boring unless you like to piss in the bushes every day. no gambling no clubs and the bars are filled with fat chicks who cant dance, ugly ass men who think they have game or old people who have hit rock bottom. Everyone here talks shit. dont tell no one nothing cause all your secrets will be posted all over this city cause no one knows how to keep their mouth shut. also full of illegals and wanna be gangsters LMAO.

living in saint george utah sucks ass.

by allknowingsweets December 31, 2011

Johnny Utah

Creator of the tankmen storyline of Newgrounds, where before the tank and the man inside had no real bearing to the site. Johnny Utah is most often known for his cock jokes, and frequently uses them in his animations. Johnny Utah is actually a very skilled artist, and could probably be doing something constructive, but instead he's bettering Newgrounds, and creating a more perverted place for future children.

Also, I'd do him for a nickel.

Johnny Utah is a skilled artist.

Johnny Utah wears a hat.

Johnny Utah is 3 midgets on a tricycle.

Johnny Utah made jesus.

by dragamex September 28, 2008

Pleasant Grove Utah

Pleasant Grove Utah is located right smack in the middle of happy valley. Almost anyone you meet has a hook up from anything from weed to x to home brewed booz. PG is also known for mad parties, and some of the craziest partiers in all of utah. There are two main groups rolling in PG, The REGS and the Grove Street Thugs, easy to pick these two out at a party cause they all rep PG 24/7. Both groups are chill with each other and always got each others back. Both are known for starting large brawls at parties and destroying peoples yards in an activity known as mobbing. But all you have to do to stop them from beating the shit out of you is flash the PG sign with your hands by forming a p with your right hand and a g with you left and putting your right hand on top of your left so you form something like: P

G
You can see PG from far away due to the large white G thats painted on the mountain side right east of PG. PG is also home to one of the best football teams in the state(mainly due to large participation from both the REGS and the Grove Street Thugs)

Those PG kids were so sick, the way they came in a just controled that party

Bro Im telling you its not a party if no one shows up from PG

Bro those PG kids just showed up and dropped like 20 AF kids and there were only like 5 of them

I love livin in Pleasant Grove Utah, all I ever do is get crunk and party

by PGforlife April 9, 2011

University of Utah

Utah's first institute of higher learning. Utahns that choose the U of U over lesser schools in the state tend to display the ability to think for themselves and function outside of the State of Utah.

"I could have gone to BYU to get a degree but I choose instead to go to the University of Utah to get an education."

by Bill Krause July 24, 2008