damn, your such a twit
by name calling December 2, 2019
Get the Twitmug. Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.
Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.
by QuacksO September 19, 2020
Get the twitnessmug. An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
by QuacksO February 7, 2024
Get the twitnessmug. A racial slur derogatory towards those of the true Aryan race, usually in reference to someone with curtains.
by Jemfinch June 23, 2022
Get the Twitmug. by Kitttens* August 26, 2016
Get the Snizzle Twitmug. 
by jillbiden@yahoo.com August 23, 2022
Get the Twitmug.