Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble”
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I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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According to comedian Jim Norton, this is the act of shoving the bulk of someone's foot into your mouth and licking their toes, which results in the individual doing so making a turkey sound. A more extreme form of shrimping.
by ChiliConQueso October 18, 2011
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This phrase, most commonly used as an insult to call out an oppositional party, was popular in the 70's for its dissuasive finesse.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
NOTE: To amplify power, use in conjunction with snapping and elaborate gestures.
"Bring it you jive-turkey-sucka!"
"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
"Oh no you di'int you jive-turkey-sucka! Don't even trip or I'll bust a cap on you and that ghetto-nappy hair! Fo' Shizzle!"
by Spencer the silly lemur October 24, 2006
Get the jive-turkey-sucka mug.When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.
After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.
by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011
Get the Turkey Baster mug.The act of using the Thanks-Giving turkey hand (the one you draw with your open hand on paper), sticking it into a womans vagina, completely.
Friend 1 : Dude, you see that girl? I heard she was a total TurkeyRider.
Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!
Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!
by Jarke February 7, 2009
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