Tumblr

The mental asylum of the Internet from which all good humor originates.

Guy 1: You should check my tumblr blog!
Guy 2: is it weird as shit like every other tumblr blog?

by Loopdydoo November 17, 2014

tumblring

Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.

"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."

by ze/zy/zo/zum November 11, 2013

Tumblr

Whether you're interested in destroying your social life, or you just want to look at the weirdest porn collection on the internet. Tumblr is the new kiddie's version of 4chan. Have fun basking in your glory of "freedom fighting" while indulging in the world's most fattest foods.

"Where opinions never matter and QUICK REBLOG THE MISSING CAT"

"OMG! Tumblr is like, so, amazing! Gosh~"

by Amber Bandit May 4, 2015

Tumblr

The biggest fucking collection of shut posting, fandoms and its fucking beautiful.

"Dude the only thing that's more Tumblr is the Internet."

by ThePotatoWaifu June 27, 2016

Tumblr

The end

If you get tumblr, your life is pretty much destined to be over.

by Itsreallynotfine July 25, 2016

Tumblr

Where sleepless nights are born, fangirls thrive, sarcasm is the first language, and your social life ends

" Hey I'm thinking about getting a tumblr, thoughts? "
" NO DON'T! SAVE YOURSELFFFFFFF!" * Dramatically colapses to the ground *
" Uh, you okay there buddy? "

by ThatFanaticFangirl March 4, 2016

tumblr

a hellsite that has never done anything good

tumblr is a broken website and their staff don't know how to code or add anything good

by Daddy Satan June 22, 2017