Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005

Weiner Tucker

the insertion of the penis between ones legs to make oneself look like a women

Cal was sodomized by a hotdog at his own will and afterwards was called a Weiner Tucker.

by Gwen Pearson August 6, 2006

Tuckers Law

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck it up cause that cunt's a cunt.

dude1: do you have a plan?
dude2: na man, lets play it by ear.
dude1: dude... tuckers law man, lets play it safe.
dude2: ..righto.

by thenumbertwo December 21, 2010

Craig Tucker

A cynical gay dude who doesn't give a fuck

"Have you heard of Craig Tucker from south park?" - Person 1
"Isn't he the one who doesn't care about anything?" - Person 2
"Ye" - Person 1

by randomidi0t August 7, 2022

Tucker Fucker

New Zealand slang for Tomato Sauce. Coined for its ability to overpower any other flavor of any meal once applied. As well as a way to denounce degenerates that apply it to practically any meal, regardless of whether or not its necessary.

I love Fish and Chips. Pass the Tucker Fucker, bro.

by PsyNZ October 18, 2018

Rory Tucker

A strange creature
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.

Yo, rory tucker, you got any aids
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.

by coonkiller666 October 15, 2012