An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance.
Sylvia creeped me out when she asked me to dance last night. I just side-stepped the old trout, and she ended up dancing with Richard.
by Mortimer Overhill October 16, 2011
Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)
by Kayla Gacht December 08, 2010
"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 06, 2007
The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
by Baalor December 04, 2012
A woman who suffers badly from Thrush so her pasty (vagina) smells of fish which has a hard crusty look to it!
by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017
by Lord Gannet V March 06, 2020
as heard on the Opie and Anthony show, trout pouch is used to describe the earthy fragrance of a woman's vagina
Travis: "I was with Keissa last night."
Other Travis: "Oh ya, how was it?"
Travis: "She had a bad case of trout pouch!"
Other Travis: "Oh ya, how was it?"
Travis: "She had a bad case of trout pouch!"
by jaegerdon April 28, 2010