An older woman, delusional about her sexual allure, who dresses, flirts or otherwise behaves in a manner inconsistent with her age and appearance.
Sylvia creeped me out when she asked me to dance last night. I just side-stepped the old trout, and she ended up dancing with Richard.
by Mortimer Overhill October 16, 2011
Get the Old Troutmug. Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)
by Kayla Gacht December 8, 2010
Get the Jason Troutmug. "Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."
by Richard Bird September 16, 2007
Get the Barnsley troutmug. The act of displaying your penis while still wearing pants. Usually accomplished by unzipping the pants and exposing the penis. This is often done at party's or in public as a joke, but can also be utilized as a means to proudly display your penis to potential sex partners to ignite arousal and attraction.
That guy over there is Trouser Trouting, he's got his dick hanging out of his zipper in front of Mary. I bet she's going to hook up with him.
by Baalor December 7, 2012
Get the Trouser Troutingmug. I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.
by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017
Get the trout mingemug. by Lord Gannet V March 6, 2020
Get the trout flapsmug. When your girlfriends pussy stinks you stick her in the spa (trout tank) and she smells summers eve fresh when she gets out (fish smell is no longer "Chicken of the Sea").
by Houdini my Weenie March 31, 2008
Get the Trout Tankmug.