Trolling

Owning someone who is trying to trash talk

Some jerk:You suck dick, your so horrible nobody loves you

Trolling:Yup

Some jerk:Yeah your so dumb

Trolling:Cool story bro

Some jerk:

by YoYoYoHommie August 21, 2011

troll

A loser completely void of attention in the real world that he/she needs to be as obscene as possible on the internet to fill their desire for attention.

oh, no. not another troll making racist and homophobic posts. he probably will never get laid.

by RE January 4, 2004

Troll

Someone who is very tall, ugly, and stalks someone. They may have cross eyes

That girl Amy is a total troll and takes pictures of my friend back during lunch. What a stalker!

by Banana Bitch man October 6, 2010

troll

A basement-dweller with too much time and too little job.

Troll #1: I'm bored. I wonder if Mike's up for trolling?
Troll #2: You bet I am!
Troll #1: Sweet! Let's go piss people off!

by jakyokufishycookins November 19, 2010

Troll

A person who lives below the macinac bridge in michigan. The people above the bridge are yoopers. (U.P.er's = Upper Peninsula = Yoopers)

Those damn TROLLS are up here for deer season and they drive for shit!

by YooperBob December 27, 2009

troll

to trip on acid and ectasy simulataneously

Back in the 90's we used to troll at the raves.

by jojo November 19, 2002

Trolling

The act of searching for abnormally short men with body shapes akin to trolls. Trolling is done by single urban women wearing fanciful outfits in order to win the eye of the shortest male possible.

Because of the troll's lack of height, striking shoes are of the utmost importance.

Footnote: Trolling is enhanced by warm weather and latin music.

Mary: Let's dress up and go trolling on Union.

Katherine: We should go to the Marina- it's teeming with trolls!

Andre: And, it's the perfect weather to get raped! Count me in!

by DrDrea September 29, 2011