torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.
I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.
by zerodark November 14, 2010
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toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.
After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.
by liquidiq February 03, 2010
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crimson torpedo

the presence of blood in one's feces.
All that spicy food last night lead to a huge crimson torpedo this morning.
by phaderfreak July 25, 2012
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torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.
her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.
by lollipop13 July 14, 2008
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torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.
Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.
by artsyfartsygyrl April 18, 2006
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crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.
95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.
by You Stole my Wristwatch December 28, 2004
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Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.

Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008
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