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Tony. What a whimsical creature. This boy is absolutely retarded. He always makes you laugh, even if you're grandmother just died. It could be his dad humor or maybe even the fact that he believes that he is an ugly piece of shit, even though the white women in his DM's say he isn't. He 100000000% has ligma, has apparently been diagnosed with Gay Cancer. Even has a really cringy and strong passion for hip hop media. He enjoys to bash himself and loves himself some fine THICC bitches. He has an above average penis, and is able to assert his knowledge on geography at any given moment. Tony is a loveable creature when you aren't a lame ass hoe.
DAMNNN B, TONY IS THICC AS FUCKKKK.
tony by MASTER YEETIMUS August 6, 2018
Pee pee poo poo pee pee poo poo Tony is gay reeeeeed
Tony is gay
Tony by George Humphery November 12, 2019
"Man that Toyota Prado is more tony than 2 dudes touching dicks"
Tony by EdaFatwun August 25, 2018
A guy who tells people he is SEXY all the time. Or at least he will drop the word sexy.
Did you see Tony today? He told me he looks SEXY and walked away.

Tony is busy tonight. He's on line and his handle is too SEXY.
Tony by Crazyshitquitbeingmean November 1, 2018
Tony is a big boy
Tony can suck my chode
Tony by Annabel730 May 7, 2019
An older, very unplaisant and mostly creepy man who thinks he’s glorious and made of gold
That mans a Tony, stay as far away from him as you can!
Tony by DoctorMars June 8, 2019
Not very good at math. Has a girlfriend that he really loves but also has 6 side hoes. A man of little words. Usually plays the ukulele and is very good at singing. Gives great love advice. Tends to get many people in trouble with his thoughtless words and actions. He's a great friend and will always be there if you need someone to talk to. If you ever meet a Tony, he will mostly be a good person.
Rando bitch: Do you know that kid Tony over there?
Side Hoe #1: Yes I'm his #1 side hoe
Tony by Side Hoe #1 September 12, 2019