todd perdas

A teacher who is kinda slow, mean,cool, and a todd. Likes basketball, has a buzz cut, and is from ohio.

Man bro, that teacher is such a todd perdas

by BigBhioseannputt April 15, 2019

Begone Todd

The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.

Todd: hey k-kid wanna buy Skyrim

Fuck, not again, Begone Todd

by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019

Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!

"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"

by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019

todds balls

They're just so damn loud

dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack

by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017

Todd Howard

A game developer that just works

-who is Todd Howard
- A guy that just works at bethesda

by Iron1984 June 23, 2021

Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

Officer Todd

A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.

It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.

She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.

by Slivrr October 7, 2011