todds balls

They're just so damn loud

dammit todd turn your balls down
todds balls are ridiculously loud
its like theres a kiss concert in the mans ballsack

by toddsballsguyfeeding December 18, 2017

Dank Todd

A way you would call someone stupid or foolish

“You’re being a Dank Todd!”
“You are always acting like a Dank Todd!”

by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018

Begone Todd

The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.

Todd: hey k-kid wanna buy Skyrim

Fuck, not again, Begone Todd

by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019

Sam Todd

a person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of committing war crimes against children under the age of 5. Alternatively a Sam Todd is a beta male who is so aesthetically displeasing that when a person sees them they immediately gouge out their eyes at the sight of him having sexual intercourse with 3 big guys in his tight pussy.

Omg I saw Sam Todd on the weekend and now I have to bleach my eyes.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

todd & manda

Their determination toward shared ideas and their strong devotion to one another. They can open doors to one another’s souls and show one another new ways of perceiving and feeling.

Todd & manda are made for each other

by A_love22 December 19, 2016

Todd Howard

A game developer that just works

-who is Todd Howard
- A guy that just works at bethesda

by Iron1984 June 23, 2021

Emily Todd

fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!

"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"

by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019