cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 15, 2007

fucking toasted

Being so high that your chillin with god him self.

Holy shit dog we where fucking toasted last night

by Mr. Toasted October 27, 2007

Angry Toad

This is a party prank that is best done at a random house party. You start off by emptying a whole role of toilet paper into the toilet and then proceed to drop a huge deuce ontop of the toilet paper (similar to a toad sitting on a lily pad). The best part is if executed properly the owner of the toilet will not be able to flush it thus having to remove the atrocity by other means

Dude1: Hey man how was that girls party last night?

Dude2: She got really hammered and told me to leave so I made an angry toad in the upstairs bathroom.

Dude1: Hahaha maybe she'll think twice about kicking someone out when she's digging that out with a shovel tomorrow!

by Lee011 June 10, 2011

steel toad

a member of a crew at a steel plant, primarily those who maintain and operate the blast furnace and who cast the metal during production of steel

The steel toads were sweating buckets yesterday when the furnace got too hot.

by beerhawker February 9, 2014

Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

True Toaster

A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!

Who's a True Toaster?

Jim Barber is, that's who!

by ThaRonster October 19, 2022

milk and toast kind of guy

A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless

"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy

by arisaboss March 1, 2011