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Lack Toast And Tolerant

How idiots who never passed grade school spell "Lactose Intolerant".
@tweetpostkiller says "I low key don't need this cereal I'm about to fix, for one I am Lack toast and tolerant.…well wth I always live on the wild side.
by Fjdkij. Chmksvg September 22, 2015
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tolchock

Noun from Nadsat - A swing or blow

Used multiple times during Clockwork Orange.
A. Quit throwing tolchocks at me reasonness!
B. A tolchock to the face hurt him badly.
by GuyMontag September 23, 2004
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tolerance juice

Any concoction of alcohol used to help tolerate a person, a place, or a situation.
In theory, the more tolerance juice you consume, the less annoyed you will be.

Without tolerance juice the person, place, or situation is quite simply, well, intolerable and you could potentially slip into a rage blackout.

Warning: Excessive consumption of tolerance juice may result in memory loss and/or loss of clothing.
BRO1: 'Hey, let's go check out that new bar across the street.'
BRO2: 'I hear it's not that great.'
BRO1: 'Come on, 5 minutes. Real quick, if it's lame, we'll come back here.'
BRO2: 'Okay, let me just finish my tolerance juice first!'

GIRL1: 'Uh, were you just talking to your ex over there?'
GIRL2: 'Yeah, he came up and started rambling about how he misses me or whatever.'
GIRL1: 'What did you say to him?'
GIRL2: 'Nothing, all I could think of was coming back over here and ordering more tolerance juice so I don't have a rage blackout!'
GIRL1: 'Let's get some shots!!'
by nshay April 22, 2009
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liberal tolerance

The belief that is doesn't matter what race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation a person is, as long as they never, ever disagree with you, and as long as that religion isn't Christianity.
Johnny got called a "stupid bible-thumping Christian sheeple" during a seminar on liberal tolerance, after saying that he didn't have a problem with seeing the Ten Commandments on display in a public courthouse.
by Dude Bob June 3, 2007
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I told u I was hardcore

Some guy into the internet and doing drugs decided to overdose while on an internet chat and webcam.

"i told u i was hardcore" were among his last words.
by buryme September 4, 2003
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Toledo Backhand

To engage in anal sex, and after ejaculation you pull off the condom filled with with spooge, poo, and lube, the slap the bitch or dude in the face with it.
Ron was happily married until he pulled the toledo backhand on his old lady.
by Fuckernator March 12, 2007
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Tolk

1. A massive rip of smoke, usually weed.

2. A sweet passage in a book that totally blows your mind. It can be a phrase, paragraph, or even a page and is usually written by a boss named J.R.R. Tolkien.
Ex 1: Stoner: Holy shit, that was a massive tolk.

Ex 2: Reader: Tolkien is dishing out the tolks left and right.

Ex 3: Stoner/Reader: All these tolks are making me wish I could tolk with Gandalf some time.
by Tommy Bombadil July 25, 2011
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