Tolk

1. A massive rip of smoke, usually weed.

2. A sweet passage in a book that totally blows your mind. It can be a phrase, paragraph, or even a page and is usually written by a boss named J.R.R. Tolkien.

Ex 1: Stoner: Holy shit, that was a massive tolk.

Ex 2: Reader: Tolkien is dishing out the tolks left and right.

Ex 3: Stoner/Reader: All these tolks are making me wish I could tolk with Gandalf some time.

by Tommy Bombadil July 25, 2011

tolk

1. to inhale weed for a long time
2. to pull as hard as you can while smoking weed

"You really gotta tolk or you won't get high."

by luurve goddess August 3, 2007

Tolk

To take a hit on a blunt.

Hey yo, can I take a tolk on dat joint.

by 420 Boy February 4, 2018

J.R.R. Tolkien

The biggest genius when it comes to writing... Knew many languages and wrote many books in his days... Best known for Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit. Many people very thankful for his works...

"Hey what Tolkien books have you read?"

by Heather December 9, 2004

Tolkien, J.R.R.

British professor, writer and linguist who devoted half of his life to the creation and intricate development of the most beloved fantasy world of all time: Middle-Earth. Considered a genius by fans and intellectuals the world over, he is responsible for the invention of over 10 languages, multiple races, and an entire history for his timeless tales to take place in. The most famous of his stories are, of course, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He died in 1973.

J.R.R Tolkien was the greatest writer who ever lived.

by goldberry September 7, 2005

tolkien

An absolute genius of a writer who created probably the most complex and complete fantasy world ever, 'Middle-earth', based on European mythology. Well known for Lord of the Rings, which has been made into a movie. He also created many languages.

Tolkien's Middle-earth is the ultimate fantasy. The world is amazing. His languages are beautiful. Worship it.

by Curuniel December 28, 2003

J.R.R. Tolkien

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien. Acclaimed British author and philologist. Born 1892, died 1973, aged 81. As well as holding the position of Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Oxford University twice, Tolkien authored what many consider to be the greatest book of the 20th Century, 'The Lord of the Rings'. His next most famous work is 'The Hobbit' and he also published various other poems and short stories. 'The Silmarillion' was published posthumously (based on previously unpublished work) by Tolkien's third son Christopher, along with 'The Letters Of J.R.R. Tolkien' and various other books dealing with Tolkien's mythology.

Q: Who wrote the Lord Of The Rings?
A: J.R.R. Tolkien.

by Eldarion November 12, 2004