angry ketchup

Ketchup thrown on your cheeseburger irately. This is done by angry fast food employees who are pissed that you ordered a double cheeseburger with ketchup only, so they have to make a fresh burger just for you.

Aw, man, I got angry ketchup again on my burger...

by museick July 20, 2008

krazy ketchup

Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."

If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.

by Krazy Ketchup December 21, 2016

Ketchup Shit

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021

The Ketchup Packet

when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.

Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!

by pussy_slapper9000 October 4, 2018