mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007

Scirocco Pods

Little poo particles entangled in your bum hair

She doesn’t wipe her bum! I think she’s got scirocco pods

by Sergeant Cosby February 24, 2021

Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009

Ghetto Pod

A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".

Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.

by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011

pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.

When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.

by 74ghia April 25, 2006

Tide Pods

Something that due to a meme became us very stupid challenge that a lot of kids are eating as of the year 2018

Sorry kids if you eat Tide Pods you're not going to enjoy it it's actually going to be ending up you in the hospital getting your stomach pumped if you honestly wanted to kill yourself just do the classic cut yourself with a knife or start a fire and jump in it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 2, 2018