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Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.
When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
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Tinder Rat

A low quality person found on the Tinder dating app.
There are many fish in the sea, but Tinder is a sewer. You're not catching a fish there, you're catching a tinder rat!
by nightman1985 July 23, 2025
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Tinder curious

To open a tinder account for the sole purpose of stalking or spying on someone. This can be done for yourself or someone else.
Lope: Hey Dave, can you see if by bf is on tinder? I'm tinder curious, but don't want my bf to think I'm a stalker
Dave: Sure. I don't know what I'm doing but ill download it real quick. Guess I'm tinder curious too
by 4sottish1 May 13, 2016
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Tinder Warrior

Typically a girl, who has years of experience on the dating app, Tinder.
Wow Ellie is such a Tinder Warrior
by ShagaaaLot November 16, 2021
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Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
by daltonjfk December 17, 2020
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Tinder night

Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"

Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"

Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."

Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"
by Sneakerb0ss September 1, 2017
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Tinder lookin' good

When someone is so attractive you will pass over 200 people to choose them. Used like the KFC slogan.
by Hijinkz001 September 12, 2016
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