Brown Thong

When someone stands outside of a bathroom waiting for a person who just finished having an abundant splatterfest of a shit...As the soon to be victim is in their presence, the attacker sneakily proceeds to give them a wedgie that goes so deep in their asshole, that it stains their underwear with brown and crusty remnants.

Joel: Holy fuck, did you hear or see what happened to Ed today?

Kori: Who didn't? You could smell, see, and hear him around every corner...

Joel: Yeah, someone left clothing particles in his anal stench cavity...Whoever did it, pulled a quick brown thong on him!

by Matt8187 June 23, 2006

cheetah thong

1. A Thong worn by my robotics teacher Kimberly Lopez. Her thongs peek out every once and a while. You can tell its the cheetah skin pattern.

DUDE,Ms. Lopez has the cheetah thong on today, OH YEAH

by Robert Paker January 2, 2004

male thongs

A type of underwear that shows the butt cheeks worn by men. It makes them look very sexy as long as they're fairly young, cute or hot, and muscular. Male pole dancers and strippers wear them quite often. Straight women and gay men LOVE it and deserve to see men in thongs instead of the disgusting female posers that come up on the internet no matter what you type in.

"Burlesque is nasty, but if you replaced the women with men in their male thongs, it'd be super sexy, girl!"

by mental muscle January 28, 2012

thong dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

I never have to pay for dinner any more, my girlfriend just pays for everything with her hard earned thong dollaz.

by Xela75 January 14, 2007

Dick thong

Taping your dick so far up between your buttcheeks that it is like wearing a thong.

I bet that guy's got his dick thong on tonight.

by Chelsey Ball March 22, 2011

Foot Thong

2011-forward name for flip flops.

"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"

"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!

"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".

by jeffstick May 18, 2011

wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011