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welsh wheel barrow

An advanced sexual position in which you lift a broad up and place her thighs on your shoulders, she will then grab onto a stationary object of your choosing with the optimal positioning leaving her at a 38° angle. Once she is in the appropriate position you will slide her thighs further onto your shoulders until her vaginal area is in your face. Whilst in the appropriate position you will begin to eat her pussy like your life depended on it. If performed correctly her arms will become weak and her grip will become inadequate leading to her letting go and falling into a perfect position for a standing tombstone pile blow jibby. (See Tombstone pile blow jibby for more details) This sexual maneuver requires upper body strength and determination. It is recommended after many studies that women over the weight of 176 pounds should not be placed in this position however this is a baseline and results may vary. The Welsh Wheel Barrow has been performed since as early as 620 B.C. And stands today as one of the greatest pre sex positions.

Warning: This sexual position is extremely advanced and requires a wealth of experience from both parties, if performed correctly Both man and woman will enjoy the fruits of its labor. If performed correctly it can lead to severe consequences both psychologically and physically. Try at your own risk.
I met this girl at the bar and she gave me a double handed squeezer rimmy so I figured it she would be the perfect girl to try the Welsh Wheel Barrow with, I was not disappointed.
by BBC Commander January 4, 2024
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Might as Welsh

If you have fun/regret doing the action about to take place
Do you want another drink?

Might as Welsh!
by dukedaw1993 September 13, 2018
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Welsh

Most commonly known as Adam. Welsh is a term used for dirty mouth breathers who bum fuck sheep at least 4 times a week, if a Welsh fails to do this at least 4 times they usually resort to incest. You will normally find these "Welsh" on the streets as they are all homeless.
WARNING: if you see a "Welsh" (Adam's) make sure to wear a mask as it will get stinky.
person 1: "ew its a Welsh"
person 2: "NO... its an Adam"
by dirty sock licker 27 May 4, 2023
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Thomas Welsh

People with this name tend to treat all football matches as if the 10-15 people up his arse will fall out if he dosent score 20 goals
Hey, stop being Thomas welsh
by Areyoudumb69 February 6, 2020
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Raging welsh midget

A batshit short welsh bird who likes to mutilate other players on rebirth island.. can get particularly bitchy if your stupid enough to make sexist comments..especially regarding sandwiches.. rages like a madwoman on the regular and uses insults like “I hope your mother burns your curry”
Where the **** did that come from?? You raging welsh midget
by Quackofski81 May 11, 2022
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Welsh dip

an STD Procured from a welsh women/man
I went to Cardiff and got a welsh dip
by jigga man j April 2, 2009
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Welsh

a more common definition of someone who is sexually attracted to sheep
Is that guy over there fucking a sheep?
Don't worry, he's Welsh
by remaininlight_ January 26, 2020
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