the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006

Full Treatment

A series of sexual endeavors that one might experience at a sexual spa. Traditionally, the full treatment proceeds as follows:

1) The man has vaginal intercourse with the woman
2) The man has anal intercourse with the woman
3) The man pulls out and serves the woman with a full a facial
4) The woman performs fellatio on the man, thereby cleaning him up after the initial portions of the treatment.

This can be repeated as necessary.
Doing only one of four steps is typically referred to as a partial treatment.

Homie 1: Yo, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night.
Homie 2: Hell ya. She was a freak. She let me serve her with multiple full treatments.

Homie 1: Wow. That's tight.

by FullTreatment1 September 3, 2011

silent treatment

the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.

(boomer enters the room)

Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)

(Boomer leaves)

Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment

by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Onion Treatment

When you are about to engage in sex with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes it is the act of taking their shirt by the bottom and tying it up over their head and then fucking them. Thus, resembling the shape of an onion.

"Lisa has such a hot body, but her face is uglier than shit..." "I think I'm goona have to give her the "Onion Treatment"."

by ed mack September 30, 2006

tourist treatment

When you are out town and fuck someone in the ass without any lube and then bust in their hair, you are said to be giving them the tourist treatment. The reason for this is you will be in your hometown soon and you won't have to deal with any of their shit.

"So I heard your son gave some girl the tourist treatment while he was in San Diego last week."
"That boy makes me prouder and prouder by the day."

by buks May 11, 2006

The Downtown Treatment

If you are ever in your City's downtown section, and every creepey motherfucker has left their cave and is there with you- You are getting the downtown treatment. This lovely expeirence not only seems to happen right when you make it downtown, but feels fucking timed for it.

Lots of weirdos + One place = The downtown treatment.

I was trying to make it to house of imports today, and got stopped by two cops, one drunk shoeshine guy, three gangbangers, and a seriously pissed of homeless dude. Feels like the downtown treatment to me.

by P.s.1.isdoomedsuckers December 9, 2008