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Vagina joints

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.
Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?
by PubMaksen October 20, 2012
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mashing joints

Fucking. Basically, a good fast-paced, solid romp where furniture is abused/broken and participants give zero fucks who hears or sees them. The goal is hot-n-heavy...cum inside and go hard.
Omg, did you hear Colin and Anglia upstairs mashing joints earlier? It sounded like the bed broke s few times!!
by Chicken nigget March 30, 2017
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poop joint

the tightly rolled toilet paper that forms when wiping your butt after taking a poop often stuck in the hairs
My co-worker always leaves stained poop joints on the floor in the restroom
by Taylorret83 August 15, 2019
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Tug Joint

The normally seedy joint where a man heads to relieve his aching blue balls by a women, Sometimes a massage is given at first but then carried on to a oily Tug, i.e Hand Job.
Hey boys Im off to the Tug Joint now.

Or

Hey Matty, there’s a massage parlor down that road, Nah that’s a Tug Joint for sure, let head in!
by ozlad80 March 26, 2011
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diamond joint

a joint that seperates in the middle dividing the joint in 2 seperate tubes going outwards, then back towards eachother coming back into one tube. thus making the shape of a daimond.
man, that diamond joint really fucked us up hey? took john 3 hours to make.
by Sana w August 25, 2006
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star September 13, 2016
mugGet the joint accountmug.

Leaf Joint

Term for a joint with no buds, but with nothing but sucker leaves.
Duke: "You got any bud?"

Ed: "Nah but I'll smoke a leaf joint with you."

Duke: "FUCK!"
by Budz23 January 26, 2009
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