Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.

Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!

by sillygeese January 26, 2024

lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

Stuffy humper

Someone who humps stuffed animals

That girl is a stuffy humper,

by The dog down the street April 1, 2025

Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

Hentai Humper

Someone who loves anime that they masturbate to anime and dream of gay anime butt sex

Bob: I want to go and have steamy buttsex with Hatsune Miku
John: Don't be such a Hentai Humper

by Fuk yo shi November 24, 2015

Haggis Humper

A Scotsman

The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009