Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)

Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner

by Stoney69 November 29, 2019

Cornhole

Penetrating, wrecking, gaping, or wearing out someones asshole; especially against their will.

I've only begun to cornhole Selina and her asshole is throbbing.

by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022

Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.

Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day

by Retired muppet March 20, 2025

Cornhole

To engage in anal sex

"After the perpetrator killed this guy, he rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 to 40 times...see that? That's a posthumous, multiple cornhole entry wound."

by Kal The Destroyer November 5, 2023

Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021