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Cornhole

Originating in mid-continent USA. Term for evening lady or lonely wife in sod buster homestead that supplements income with sex for sale. The vagina is the “money hole” for carpetbaggers, speculators, railroad men, and merchants. For drifters, drovers, farmers, outlaws, and miners the anus is the “cornhole”, a discounted hole. Perhaps he could barter something in trade, a small sack of sugar, or a bushel potatoes for a one off.
Ingrid said she was in her monthly way and instead offered her cornhole to the wastrel.
by Cruziana January 12, 2024
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.
Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.
by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023
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Cornholing

when a person gets down on all fours, face down ass up, ass cheeks spread while their partner throws bean bags at their anus until penetration occurs
I heard once Rob Schneider enjoys a good cornholing. Yeah, they called him Deuce Bigalow: Male Cornholio
by LadyVenom March 31, 2023
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Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking
“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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