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brazilian maracan cornhole

When you place the handle of maracas in a Brazilian woman's anus so it rattles when she shakes her hips.
My girl came by the house last night and played her Brazilian maracan cornhole last night , and believe me her hips don't lie.
by jpfister October 30, 2020
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Cornhole

Spending time growing a full patch of core only to use it with your partner as a sex tool. Using it to more specifically shove up your pp hole or her pp hole. (Specifically in Illinois)
John: “Ayo Tyler, the corns done growing
Tyler: “Then i guess its time for the yee old cornhole.”
by Xan-Chan August 11, 2022
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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Cornhole

A a lawn game in which players take turns throwing 16 ounce bags of corn kernels at a raised platform (board) with a hole in the far end.
Let’s play Cornhole at the tailgate party this weekend!
by Al120 May 10, 2021
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Cornhole

Penetrating someone's rectum; particularly, in a hostile, aggressive, or unkind manner. Essentially, wrecking, destroying, or wearing out someone's ass hole against their will.
I've only just begun to cornhole Natasha Romanoff and Susan Storm, and I like hearing them squeal, scream, cry and moan; they're ass holes are throbbing, and i'm not even done shoving my cock in their cornholes, this will teach 'em to meddle in my affairs again.
by Mr. Impetuous October 8, 2022
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