backdoor turtle

A "Backdoor Turtle" is when you have to poop really bad and the poop is actually coming out of your asshole and popping back in and out really quick.

Ohh man my turd is poking out like a Backdoor Turtle.

by Johnny Do-Good October 28, 2013

Backdoor Hotpocket

The backdoor hotpocket is just another term for the anus.

Man, i went and saw sara last night. She let me put it in her Backdoor Hotpocket

by paulykush July 26, 2018

French Backdoors

Simlar to the French Kiss. (A kiss with a tongue), but instead of oral, you use anal activity.

Dude have a mint, your breath smells...

I Gave your mom French Backdoors last night, thats why my breath is not fresh anymore.

by Uncle_Gabsie January 6, 2022

backdoor fajita

An illegal immigrant especially from Latin America

Have you seen Esteban? Dude is a total backdoor fajita

by Shanusdebar October 2, 2015

Backdoor S'mores

Eating out your lover's ass after shooting a load inside them.

Ian loved the taste of Casey's Backdoor S'mores so much he's coming back tomorrow for seconds and thirds.

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

using the backdoor

To penetrate the anus of a human being or some other animal if you're into the whole bestiality thing.

Angie got pissed at Jimmy for using the backdoor without anal-eze

by Elvis's Sideburns May 22, 2015