The most common reaction used when you catch Todd Howard at 3AM trying to sneak into your house to sell you The elder scrolls V: Skyrim special edition.
by Corvo1080 August 27, 2019
Get the Begone Toddmug. todd ross can be used as a term for someone who smashes faces when kissing. i mean full on lightning mcqueen into your face. it’s more of a touching of your teeth than a kiss. it can also be used as swerving, or being swerved when kissing or being kissed. don’t be a todd ross when kissing.
by todd ross’s friends June 29, 2019
Get the todd rossmug. A sexual position in which a male or female is handcuffed with their hands locked behind the neck of the toilet (below the tank, above the bowl). The person in this position is either standing or kneeling with their head above or resting on the seat or rim of the commode.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
It is unclear where the name "Todd" came from, but the jailhouse reference is clear. Usually a position of dominance, power and humiliation, it may be used in a variety of fetishes and frequently does not involve actual intercourse.
She was left in the bathroom in an Officer Todd for two hours while her girlfriends took turns tickling her with feathers when they felt like it.
by Slivrr October 7, 2011
Get the Officer Toddmug. fake ass bitch. Fuck your momma and your kids. She will break your heart two times in a month, and will still have the audacity to be fake and ask to be your friend. If you meet one, RUN AWAY HOE!!
"Hi, my name is Emily Todd!"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
"Ah shit you're a fake ass bitch"
"OMG, HOW DID YOU KNOW??"
"URBAN DICTIONARY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU HOE"
by THATSMYTYPE September 28, 2019
Get the Emily Toddmug. A teacher who is kinda slow, mean,cool, and a todd. Likes basketball, has a buzz cut, and is from ohio.
by BigBhioseannputt April 15, 2019
Get the todd perdasmug. by HolyFatherOfAllOatChildren June 22, 2018
Get the Dank Toddmug. The warrior of all things todd. In context a todd is a shut or something generally crappy. Thus making a todd warrior a supporter of all things shit
Cuh 1: "did u know cameron supports the giraffe football team"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"
Cuh 2: " but aren't they bottom of the league"
Cuh 1: " oh he's such a todd warrior"
by Thoughtsworthnoughts April 6, 2022
Get the todd warriormug.