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Swamp Donkey

Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.
Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul
by Mellyaura May 10, 2018
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Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
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"I met my new housemate today. He's a total swamp donkey".
by Simox August 5, 2011
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a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly
she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?
by halloran May 15, 2008
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A person who spends a lot of their time near or in a swamp/dump. Tends to make poor decisions and fuck off quite a bit, while making others believe they are doing a good job. Won’t hesitate to slam any chick at anytime. Low morals with low aptitude, but may sometimes surprise you with their ability to be friendly and cordial. Another name for swamp donkey could be “swamp donk”, “dump donkey” or “Aaron”.
Man, Aaron sure is a fucking swamp donk.

Quit acting like a swamp donkey and get some shit done.
by Seldomlyresponsible May 11, 2020
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A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with
Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !
by Euro Clips April 30, 2016
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