slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slumps

Slumps are Sluts that support Trump's ethics. Low life losers that accept the fact they will misrepresent themselves, even illegally, to achieve success

Both of them have become Slumps by leaving a trail of bankruptcies and unpaid taxes in their wake.

by Timouthy Titmouse January 29, 2021

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

Slumped-Over

Soft Kill Victim.

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.

by GreenSunToday April 4, 2017

OG Slump Buster

A dive bar patron who hooks up with anyone who needs to break a sex slump.

That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.

by Hot Franklin November 29, 2021