when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"
by Tim2345 October 03, 2006
This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
by Dreamsmpurbandict June 20, 2022
A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.
See also; fart porn
See also; fart porn
tiktok is a dopamine slot machine
by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024
by The incredibly offensive child December 04, 2015
When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.
by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022