Skin Failure

A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Skin Pony

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.

"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.

by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011

skin tennis

When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin

Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!

by Kashdaddy January 30, 2018

Skin Clap

The clapping sound made from two people fornicating.

I’m gonna go skin clap that hoe.

by Grippingrain July 6, 2021

skin welding

Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove

Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding

by Horno cornnyo February 24, 2017

skin crawl

when your skin tingles due to something disturbing .

that was so nasty it made my skin crawl.

by jlabinc August 19, 2016

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017