Shrek

God himself, we praise him every day ever since the Religion Update 69.420 that added Shrekstiaity.

Chad: Hail our Lord and Savoir Shrek.
Jeff: I praise Shrek every day too, brother.

by Yes'd June 1, 2019

shrek

shrek is the true definition of beauty. he has beautiful green skin and natural bushy eyebrows, not to mention his heartwarming smile. he is so shrexy

your looking very shrek today! (you’re looking absolutely stunning)

by x_yasmxn September 13, 2019

Shrek

The bible

I'm going to church to watch Shrek.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Shrek

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.

I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek

by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019

shrek

the hottest being on the planet

im gonna go on a date with shrek
shrek daddy~

by zred2006 February 7, 2022

Shrek

The sexiest cartoon character known to man.

I wanna fuck Shrek so hard

by Despacitodude69 April 28, 2019

Shrek

basically Jesus in ogre form

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"'

by a single slice of bread March 21, 2021