sloth rodeo

Where you round up a group of mentally deficient and physically deformed children and keep them in a small cage until they begin to fight eachother. The "cowboys" who planned the sloth rodeo then bets on which one is the last sloth standing. Minimum buy in of 10 dollars.

"Doofy McStevens is the sloth rodeo winner! He wins a trip to the bottom of the ocean!"

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Reverse Rodeo

When you perform the Rodeo where you whisper to the girl that you have AIDs and she turns and says, \"Good So Do I,\" and the chick grabs your butt cheeks and sees how long she can hold onto you.

Holy shit dude, Caitlen scared the shit outta me, she did the reverse rodeo, crafty bitch

by DankMastaD April 26, 2005

Pork Rodeo

When doing a larger girl from behind you grab on to her and hold tight and wisper in her ear that she is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with and try to hold on for eight seconds

I was so wasted last night and ended up doing the pork rodeo.
That hog is big enough for a good old pork rodeo.

by ballydude May 11, 2009

doggy rodeo

when two people are doing it doggy style, the guy says to the girl "i have aids!!!" at this point the girl will try to get away, it is the guys objective to keep her in that position and to continue having sex. very similar to a cowboy trying to stay on the bull at a rodeo.

Guy on phone: dude can you bail me out of jail? i tried to pull a doggy rodeo on this chick and she called the cops!

by Evan9 June 25, 2006

rodeo salad

Getting your salad tossed while recieving oral from another chick and grabbing both heads,creating a rodeo bull riding effect,and a rumble in the balls.

Pat brought home two skanks last night, I walked in on a rodeo salad, that shit was hilarious

by Jheath420 October 16, 2007

rhinestone rodeo

fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.

My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.

by Sunny Southern Cali Bunny February 9, 2010

pocket rodeo

when you insert your finger into someone ELSE'S pocket in order to:

a.) break awkward silences
b.) break the ice
c.) be a creep

girl 1: *insert's finger into girl 2's pocket* "pocket rodeo!!"
girl 2: "wtf, get your finger out of my pocket."

by fingerling2323 October 15, 2010