$10-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only ten bucks.

I sendt my $10-poker to poke the principal in my school, that rocked!

by Hakiki March 30, 2004

Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009

Poker face

A face used when you are with a guy but fantisizing about a girl. Lady gaga's song "Poker Face" is about this. Ryan Secrest announced this meaning on "American top 40."

Lyrics to Poker face by Lady Gaga

"Cant read my,cant read my no he cant read my poker face"

by Original Gangster 101 May 3, 2009

mexican poker

card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.

In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "

by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006

poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

online poker

a form of poker played bye a sideman(s) or a skidman(s) which takes no talent what so ever and is made for fat people to be good at and sit there while watching gay porn.

Don't be a sideman/skidman and play online poker.

by Fatty McFat Fat March 17, 2005

Poker porn

Poker Porn, to become so excited/aroused whilst watching a mate (preferably of the opposite sex)playing on-line poker. Particulary when they're down to the final 3 players, playing really well and kicking butt.

Man your good, this is better than free porn, Poker Porn!

I was getting off last night just watching you play poker, damn ur good...it's Porker Porn

by gingerfishy April 18, 2008