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Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
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Orphan Tears

A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
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orphan source

The term given to any instrument, vessel or dial containing radioactive material that belongs to scientific, industrial, commercial, domestic or medical equipment.
An example of an orphan source would be the chamber containing the radioactive source inside a smoke detector that became separate from the rest of the detector. Loads of incidents where people discovering orphan sources have happened, such as 3 men in a snowy Georgian forest finding two large metal cylinders that were emitting heat and had melted the snow around them. The men decided to use them to stay warm not knowing what they were and suffered radiation poisoning.
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.
I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .
by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016
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Orphan

A delectable meal for all those with a family.
by FrogFried July 20, 2021
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Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.
"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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