The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011

Logan Nelson

A logan nelson is someone with a skin fade and perfect teeth. They tend to take care of there hair and it's never greasy. He will most definitely never smoke and he will tend to have 1 or 2 siblings, definitely not 9 brothers and 9 sisters.

Eoi Skinfade boi

That guy over there must be a Logan Nelson, look hoe good he looks

by Owensawepn March 28, 2020

Riley Nelson

Riley Nelson is the best friend you could ever ask for. She's amazing in COUNTLESS ways. She's beyond gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to be her friend. She's always there for you, if its talking about something, making you laugh, or even playing roblox. Riley is strong, intelligent, athletic, and so much more. She's a kind hearted person & she always has good intentions :).She's also so sweet and thoughtful. You can always rely on her to brighten your mood & cheer you up. Im so grateful to have gotten to know her (: She's always entertaining and so easy to hang out with and talk to.

Damn ur friends with riley? LUCKYYY
Riley Nelson LOVES muffins

by jacob sartorius was here July 5, 2020

kate nelson

Someone who is really pretty and funny and sometimes crazy. This person also likes to act like a fish occasionally.

This person is also responsible and out-going. Usually the class clown or the popular hot girl.
kate

"Hey, did you hear that there's a Kate Nelson at this school! I heard He/She is really dope man."

by Always has a boyfriends January 19, 2014

Nelson years

This is in reference to great country singer Willie Nelson and his legendary cannabis smoking status. It is to denote how many years you have been smoking cannabis or how many years you did smoke the hippie lettuce.

Ah man, I haven't part taken in the hippie lettuce in years, but reminiscing, I did put in 24 Nelson years.

by blaqdik December 9, 2014

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

nelson mandella

New world rhyming slang for a strong Belgian beer known as Stella Artois. Also affectionately know as "Wife Beater"

"Get us a pint of Nelson in Mate, I'm skint"

by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003