maxwell

awsome good better than you

i am maxwell

by anonymous February 9, 2022

Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.

Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.

by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021

Maxwell’s transformations

The thing under which Newton’s laws are invariant

A: Are Newton’s laws invariant under Maxwell’s transformations?
B: Yes! By definition!

by Grim Result September 23, 2021

maxwell

long dicks and the ladies love him sexy sexy

maxwell i want your dick

by Hawk tuah the 35th July 21, 2021

maxwell

A male who likes to suck dick and lick ass

He would lowkey not mind getting pegged for a dollar

Chad: Did you see maxwell, he sucked my dick yesterday
Maxwell: D-did you guys talk about m-me?
Everyone: Shut up maxwell

by maxwellwuhater May 25, 2021

Maxwell Cheeseman

A guy who needs to sit down and eat his beans

Maxwell cheeseman likes the taste of his homies

by Benjama August 16, 2021

Maxwell

charismatic trickster who lures you in with charm but leaves chaos and heartbreak in their wake, like a real-life Joker

Maxwell is not a hero, he leaves hearts in ruins

by bubblyharleyquin June 19, 2025