Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.

Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.

by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019

Skinny Jonah

A type of boner; a needle dick

Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..

Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.

by Lameooooo August 7, 2014

Jonah Boner

Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".

Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?

Jonah Boner helped me today.

by skytar December 5, 2017

Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

Jonah Special

Sticking your fingers in a girl's (or guys, whatever floats your boat) arse, before shoving the fingers down her throat

holy shit, i just Jonah Special ed her.

by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011

Jonah rogers

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.

jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner

by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012