the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.
Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."
by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 07, 2019
One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)
by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014
Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.
Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024
When you clog the toilet at work and then you use the toilet brush to push the clog further in the hole. The next person who flushes overflows the toilet.
by fentistile March 24, 2014
Put your lady between the mattress and the box spring half way down the the torso, mounting her from behind.
by The Butteman November 14, 2015
by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 06, 2021