Bless you

The phrase with which people respond to your sneezing, either to show that they're religious or that they've no idea what it actually means.

You: Achoo
She: Bless you
You: Thanks for taking the opportunity and letting me know that you're religious.

by fierbutterspark July 19, 2017

God Bless

Use this statement after any insulting phrase and it takes any harm that would have been inflicted away.

“Sorry about that ugly dress, god bless."

by Virginia C May 19, 2007

Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetes, caring people ever. However, there are some bss students who aren't. You shouldn't judge us on what are classmates do. There are some of us who aren't annoying valley girls.

bss student-like totally for sure!
2nd bss student- i just got a manicure!!
3rd bss student- stop being weird

by annabelle May 7, 2005

ah bless

An Irish term of saying like awww
If say a baby did something cute you’d be like ah bless

fella- I love you

young one- ah bless

by anycats August 16, 2019

Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.

Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.

by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014

The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

by SeniorCornolio February 22, 2011

Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy

by luckyisavirgin June 17, 2021