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Bernie

Lord of the donkeys

Pewdiepie’s pet donkey who died in battle because of that dyslexic witch.
He is also a fan of dirt
Pewdiepie: Bernie we ride to battle
Witch: im about to end this whole Finlay’s career
by Nute Gunray February 5, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

Bernie Bank

Taking the easiest possible bank shot in pool
Why do you have to do a Bernie Bank
by Fsd002 March 30, 2023
mugGet the Bernie Bankmug.

Bernie

He's definitely a Bernie. Check out those cheek bones!
by Mobkeylover234 March 26, 2018
mugGet the Berniemug.

Young Bernie

A burn pod like girl that no one cares for or likes
When you see you’re ex she’s a young Bernie
by Zammer hammer March 3, 2019
mugGet the Young Berniemug.

Berny

Have the last name Flores is Addicted to game’s and will never get a girlfriend
Bro he is berny
by Fuckyouberny November 3, 2020
mugGet the Bernymug.

bundled like Bernie

Being financially and economically prepared to survive a green new deal induced, post Donald Trump apocalyptic recession.
The Pelosis and Bidens are bundled like Bernie.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2022
mugGet the bundled like Berniemug.

Bernie

A man that suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect when it comes to interacting with women. Is a self proclaimed feminist, but every time a woman tries to critique his brain shuts down in order to preserve his inflated self esteem.

Bernies are the plague of all dating apps, social media apps and night clubs, and I would go as far as to say they are a plague to man kind. The sheer scale of the Bernie pandemic dwarves that of the current corona virus pandemic, as bernies reportedly exist on other planets, realities and solar systems.

Not all men called Bernie are Bernies, and any man, regardless of name, can be a Bernie. The most tragic aspect of the nature of the Bernie is that he can never become self aware as it would be too harmful to his sense of self, and his personal reality. If a Bernie were to become self aware (there are no reports of this happening ever across both time and space) it is theorised that he would spontaneously combust from the sheer shock of realising how much he sucks.
My day was going fine until Bernie invited himself into my dm’s and reminded me of his existence. I don’t know if I can live in a world like this. Oh god oh fuck someone please shoot me please
by RatPissCocktail August 3, 2021
mugGet the Berniemug.

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