John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019

John

The sweetest boyfriend you can have. Good in bed and treats you like a princess. He enjoys hiking and has the sexiest hair and smile. You'd be lucky to find someone like him.

A: The guy John standing there is SO cute!
B: OMG YES can I date him too?
A: nah he is mine.

by griddamtimb November 7, 2018

John

Another word for penis

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

john

the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!

john meets ava.

john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!

john: that’s me hon

ava: ofc i will baby!

by johva December 10, 2021

John

a stupid obese nword

john is obese

by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019

john

someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.

in all seriousness, yes.

dang john too drippyyyy.

by xrxxxcday July 26, 2021

John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk

Hi I’m john

by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021