Thad Collins

Griffin Collins is a senior at Lake Oswego High. ALL of his friends are freshman and he hits on every freshman girl in the school. Griffin seems to get angry at the smallest things. Griffin is very protective of his crushes and will do many things to ensure that nobody else will talk to his crushes, most likely in fear of being exposed as a freshman predator or that someone would “steal” them away from him. If you start talking to one of his many freshman crushes he will lie and spread rumors about you trying to get the freshman to stop talking to you in attempt to eliminate potential competition, he will even do this to his friends. Griffin has recently been calling himself Thad, and he also has freshman girls call him Thaddy (Thad+daddy) he thinks it’s a clever nickname, but really it makes him sound like a pedophile. He has betray many of his friends and will most likely continue to do so. He has claimed that he is getting into Ohio State University, but his GPA is a 1.8, also to be noted he recently said he is going to Penn State. He will most likely end up in jail for pedophilia if he stays on his current path. I strongly advise that you do not go near or associate yourself with him especially if you are a young girl.

Thad Collins needs to get friends his age

by XxUnknowxX May 11, 2018

Thad

A fun loving Individual. Courageous & compassionate. Thad will warm your heart & be difficult to pronounce for some people & can be a tricky name for food and beverage workers when placing carry out orders.

It’s Thad. Like Thaddeus. T-H-A-D.

by Yogi Thaddeus November 26, 2021

Thaddeus

A nice fat ass on an attractive lady.

Dang she got a Thaddeus. I can only pray shes bout it.

by gursace March 18, 2022

Clean Cut Thad

To be surprised, and sodimized, by a horny alligator

I was just looking for my golf ball but an alligator surprised me and gave me a clean cut thad

by Skizert October 3, 2016

Not as bad as Thad

When your actions are shitty, but they aren’t as shitty as a peer. By comparison, you feel as though your actions are excusable

Melinda said, “I can’t believe you would do something like that!”

Then Marcus replied, “Well.. I’m not as bad as Thad”.

by GinaRoots June 30, 2018

tadeáš

A glass jaw rat, an weak person, also weasel(havrisak)

He is such a tadeáš

by Hehdhdhdhxhy November 29, 2021

Thad

A male human being going by the name ¨Thad¨ is usually on the wrong side of the law, saying things that could get him arrested and beat up. on the topic of beating up, people named Thad will most often get beat up by five year old girls. this happens since he watches them and when they find out, they throw their lego at him. he is someone who is hated by all and tolerated by few. A Thad is someone who is so stubborn, they would eat literal shit, and then say it tasted like caramel. Thad´s are usually short.

Guy- Hey Thad hows it going?
Thad- Eat sh*t you bag of herpes
Guy- I hate that Thad kid

by gamergirlgoose April 11, 2019