the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
Get the possum text mug.1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
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When a person texts someone of the opposite sex that they are interested in. Usually the text is of a sexual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.
Bob: Hey look at Jim's face! He must be texting that girl he just met last night!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!
Garry: Bob how do you know that?
Bob: Garry look at his face, he's got one of those stupid text smirks!
by CraziPali November 26, 2009
Get the text smirk mug.A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.
by rabidsensibility August 5, 2009
Get the i love you text mug.Matt: Have you heard from Uncle T today?
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
Big Chris: Nah, you might wanna shoot a text to him.
Matt: K, thanks butty!
by coalcase1 October 27, 2009
Get the shoot a text mug.A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to have sex with you and then continue to ghost you after they get the goods.
Omg, Ryan is such a dick! He sent me a “U up? text” last night, then after we met up to do the nasty he snuck out the back door this morning and I haven’t heard from him since!
by worlds#1Dad November 21, 2019
Get the U Up? Text mug.The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion.
Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"
Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"
Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"
John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"
Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"
Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"
Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"
John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"
Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"
by Mucks November 12, 2008
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