Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

designated texter

one who makes sure that when a friend is drunk only sensible text messages are sent

Thank goodness Tawaldi was my designated texter or that guy would have never noticed these thighs girl.

by dr. jeseus h. christ February 24, 2009

tepteroy

Temptation of the devil

I wanted that cake so bad, it just tepteroyed me


(for the record we came up with the word so dont get tepteroyed to tell us otherwise)

by Liz&Aaron January 23, 2009

testette

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.

We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

by student in the middle row October 18, 2011

testrupta

A tight asshole (ussualy a mans) you want to rupture using your left testicle

Im going to testrupta you. Expect me.

by SomeSecretNameIChoseHAHAHAHA February 8, 2014

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Teeternod

When a person who is deprived of sleep due to some form of self infliction begins to twitch, wobble,or stagger.

Holy shit dude!!! Did you see mudhole teeternod right into that bonfire and burn his nutsack ?

by Mudholemike February 18, 2019