coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs.
by booger November 28, 2003
Get the pop tartmug. This is when you get a condom and an Excesity, and then put the pill inside the condom,
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
Then rip a nasty fart into the condom and tie it up and let it sit for one to two hours in the freezer,
Then open the package and remove the pill and proceed to give the pill to your lover and tell them to swallow it.
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
Get the Fart Tartmug. Something that an "in the closet" gay person eats for breakfast. An organic version of the regular person's Pop Tart.
by Graphikki January 13, 2008
Get the gay tartmug. Young, slender, attractive female, usually travelling into the nightlife in packs.
Knowingly dressing for attention.
Knowingly dressing for attention.
by andrew at home May 3, 2006
Get the jam tartmug. Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom.
by ZEEK_WILDE January 31, 2010
Get the Pop Tartmug. Popular local name for the statue of Molly Malone selling shellfish out of a cart, mounted on the pavement between the main gates of Trinity College and Grafton Street, Dublin, Ireland.
Ya gadda love the tart with the cart. Nice jugs on her. The oysters would probably taste as good as they ever did.
by Fearman December 10, 2007
Get the tart with the cartmug. I need to tart it up so the boss will like it better.
If I tart it up I think it will look a lot better.
If I tart it up I think it will look a lot better.
by randysox October 29, 2009
Get the Tart it upmug.