Tongue Tanning

Tongue Tanning, or “Tan Tongue” is the act of licking/and or tongue punching the asshole of someone male or female. It needs to be performed urgently after a fresh shit, as the goal is to coat and desecrate the tongue. letting the shit harden, giving the tongue a “Tan” look.. Laxatives may be necessary for better results and a “Tanner tongue”

Haley: Did you see how brown Brian’s tongue looked today?? What the hell is up with that?

Dan: Yeah he was tongue tanning last night.. he had his tongue deep inside Aaron’s asshole almost all night, giving him a tan tongue..

by Strenuous Bowels July 31, 2018

Zebra Tan

When one decides to get a tan, and they don't listen ot directions normally resulting in an un-even tan or it's not darker in some areas.

Hey dude, did you see cheryl sporting that new zebra tan?

by ElectricErin December 7, 2007

Kevin Tan

The embodiment of all of the most sexy attributes of human kind

This Kevin Tan is beyond sexy

by KPOPKEVIN April 22, 2019

Captains Tan

When a person turns red from drinking Captain Morgan or any other hard liquor.

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!

Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!

by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

tan banana

The cack. The man-meat. Phallus, penis, male genitalia, or wang. Pick your synonym.

"Chris smokes the tan banana."
"How gay."

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

vanna tan

better than vanna white, because she's tan and awesome!

you're so vanna tan ; )

by VannaTan April 22, 2007

Ah tan

A nickname for a discipline master in Serangoon Garden, who likes to use the singapore cane to whack latecomers.

Becareful!!! Ah Tan is at the door

by Bryan Oei March 31, 2005