tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

tactical header

To give and/or get head from/in a video game

getting head fom a nuke is a tactical header
online game sex is a tactical header

by mw2nuke August 20, 2010

Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc

Tactical Skiffs

by namrehsif January 13, 2011

Tactical T

a maneuver designed as an expedient toward gaining the temporary advantage of having less turd and more turbo to party. Prevents a turd from occurring at an inopportune moment such as at the club.

What is Sarah doing in the toliet?

Making a Tactical T

by jwoww1 April 6, 2011

Tactical Coffee Dump

When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.

Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet

Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit

by nron_hubbard November 16, 2015

Tactical breeding

When you breed with someone for there genes so your child can be better than you. Or when you fuck your relatives to be your own grandpa.

Guy 1:hey do you like lily?
Guy 2:not really just for tactical breeding.
Guy 1: ok

Example number 2:
Guy 1:imma be my own grandpa
Guy 2: how?
Guy 1: tactical breeding

Guy 2: sick!

by The_trickster_ November 2, 2020

TacticalPope

Pope but Tactical as fuck

TacticalPope: repost if jesus ballin

Everyone else:jesus ballin

TacticalPope: yes

by TacticalPope April 18, 2021